Ms.J at your service

alexstark-the-hunter:

FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS THE GOVERNMENT CANT THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR VOICING YOUR OPINION IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PEERS CANNOT VIEW IT NEGATIVELY OR REPRIMAND YOU ON BEING A DICK IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS OBLIGED TO PUT UP WITH YOU GIVING THEM A BAD NAME IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO BE OPPRESSIVE IN YOUR WORDS AND ACTIONS THEN CRY WHEN YOU ARE CALLED OUT ON IT NOW SHUT UP FUCK PLEASE AND THANK

alexxknight15:

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

My mom experienced this almost everyday back when she worked at an Autozone despite the fact that she was the only one who knew what she was fucking doing.

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

fabledquill:

darlingwanderer:

colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

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HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

all hail gerpes

kittyichooseyou:

THIS IS ONLY ONE SECOND LONG

boundtobeforgotten:

danisnotonfire:

This is the story of the worst day of my life. The time I got sun stroke.

Dan: *puts potato in mouth* ”It’s a metaphor.”

simsgonewrong:

That moment when your toddler gets stuck in the potty after it’s already defecated…

simsgonewrong:

That moment when your toddler gets stuck in the potty after it’s already defecated…

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee
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